5.The Day I Jumped From Uncle Harvey's Plane
Me ＆n' oliver ＆n' virgil was in the drugstore killing time
When my eyes fell upon this magazine
And i got to reading this article on sky-diving and parachuting
And it said jumping out of air-planes was the thing
Now being raised down on a farm and always ready for adventure
I knew that i could figure out a way
I said ※well delmer gill's got a parachute and uncle harvey's
got an air-plane§
So i said ※call the boys together, today's the day§
Well i found out too late what uncle harvey called an air-plane
Was nothing but an engine and a wing
And i could feel my fear a-rising as delmer packed the parachute
＆cos he kept telling me i was doing the right thing
Ron mcloughlin shook my hand as jd strapped me in the harness
And tildon brought a jug and passed it around
I took one look at that parachute and that whisky and that
air-plane
And i turned that bottle up and drank it down
Well i was drunker'n cooter jones when they poured me in the
plane
The engine coughed and headed for the clouds
But i was sober as a judge by the time they opened up the door
And i've never known my heart to beat so loud
I said, ※harvey, i can't do it§ as he kicked me out the door
And i wrapped my hands around the landing gear
And i was holding on real good ＆til harvey stepped down on my
fingers
And virgil said he heard me scream from way down there
Well i thanked god and delmer gill when my parachute finally
opened
I said ※well, hell there ain't no use in being afraid§
And i went crashing through the hen house, scattering chickens
and breaking eggs
And i kissed the ground and fainted dead away
Now friends i've done some fighting, and i've been shot at once
or twice
And i've durn near been run over by a train
But i don't think i remember being any more afraid
Than the day i jumped from uncle harvey's plane
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